2008

Jul

Check out John Gemberling and Curtis Gwinn’s FAT GUY STUCK IN INTERNET this week. This is...

“There’s big changes for all the characters this year....”
— Jerry Ferrara (aka Turtle from...

DIDDY GIVES SEXMAN A RUN FOR HIS MONEY AND REVIEWS “HANCOCK” BEST QUOTE “FUCK...

YES! I’m Positive and I’m about 5 years too late...

HUEY LEWIS AND THE NEWS: SPORTS was the 1st cassette tape I...

His 2nd favorite movie KINGDOM OF HEAVEN. Again not...

Nothing says that I’m totally fine not being in a...

Jun

New James Bond Trailer…I’m excited. Suck it George Lazenby!

The producers behind the new BATMAN movies have created their own version of the Animatrix....

“I’m typing so fucking hard I might break my fucking Mac book...”
— Kanye responding to the...

“DISASTER MOVIE LITERALLY WORSE THAN AIDS”...”
— WATCH THE TRAILER HERE That...

TEAM BERSEN FROM THE FAMILY FEUD. Are You Seriously Going to...

“51% Motherfucker - 49% Son of a Bitch” BEST...

Movie Reviewers are having a field day with the “THE...

This year at Bonaroo Kanye West decided to show up 2 hours late. A lot of fans blamed Kanye but...

FAMILY FEUD Just Got Awesome?

Check out the Line-ups for Upcoming Matches.. Bill Engvall vs. Larry the Cable Guy Vivica A. Fox vs....

Sanford and Son Dealt with Some Crazy...

I recently was reading episode descriptions for Sanford and Son and each one is more ridiculous...

Most of the 2008 Bonnaroo Comedy Tent

My Observations of BONNARO 2008 - Day 3...

1.) Everyone who assumed that “Panic” reffered to the Classic Jam Band “Widespread...

My Observations of BONNARO 2008 - Day 2...

1.) Starting a show 2 hours later than scheduled proves my point that Kanye West’s “Glow...

My Observations of BONNARO 2008 - Day 1...

Instead of playing their hits Metallica plays the full cast recording of Les Miserables. Shelly...

Things I'm Packing for Bonnarroo

1. Fake Moustaches and Matching Wigs (3x) 2. T-Shirt Cannon 3. Fake Baby 4. JabbaWockeeZ Mask 5....

robhuebel: If any of you dirty hippies are going to Bonnaroo...

Hooray! The Release of “Midnight Meat Train” is...

erockappel: Robot Monkey Arm vs. Scientist, featuring Paul Scheer. This is the very first Funny or...

BREAKING NEWS….. Universal Studios Hollywood has...

MMMM Radiation is sooo Delicious.

MY 1st Paying Acting Gig....

was “The Onion: Movie”, I shot it about 6 years ago, I’ve never seen it, nor did I...

Everyone Must Join this Facebook Group

After a weekend of no internet access and no Tivo, I finally...

May

I love “Beverly Hills Cop.” When I was a kid my...

Jason Woliner took a break from blogging CSI Fan videos, to send me this extremely creepy sexual...

SCHEER MCBRAYER - LIVE! in CHARLESTON, SC and...

The Season Finale of LOST is coming up…So it’s time for a…RECAP This video ties...

For 10 Bucks and a Bus Ticket, “Short Round”...

Synopsis of Indiana Jones and the Saucer Men...

R Kelly's Lawyer Uses "The Little Man"...

[R. Kelly’s attorney], in an attempt to suggest that Kelly’s head could have been superimposed onto...

20 Questions with Me...Paul Scheer

“Not Cool, Dr. Jones! Not Cool at All!”

My friend told me about this really interesting sketch show, that I never saw, called TV Wheel. It...

The following are some things that Al Jarreau a seven-time...

I’ve heard about this film for a long time. In 1982, three friends — Chris Strompolos,...

Man, This is a Cool Poster

“If I punched every bitch who called me fat, it would be dead...”
— …Star Jones? (via purns) (via...

What We Learned From The Almost Season...

What we learned…1) Why Hurley winds up back in the mental hospital - the numbers again.2) The...

Here’s a one minute French Lego tribute/renactment to Beverly Hills Cop, that doesn’t...

If I had a nickel for every time a person said to...

bullshit: Extending album art

Sometimes Amazon Gets it WRONG! Sure I ordered the Buffy...

The Plot For Point Break 2: Indio (This...

When Billy Dalton, military special ops and star surfer, is disqualified from the pro-surfing tour,...

I’m starting a line of greeting cards for cattle. ...

“Shakedown, breakdown, takedown Everybody wants into the...”
— BOB SEGER -...

My Grandma Reviews My Performance on 30...

Grandma: I saw "The Rock."
Me: Oh Cool. Did you like it?
Grandma: I thought it was very good. You used your face very well.
Me: Thanks?!
Grandma: Oh yes, actors always have to always use their faces. Remember that Paul, that's where people look when they watch TV, at the faces.
Me: Right.
Grandma: I liked this part a lot, it was VERY dramatic.
Me: It's supposed to be funny.
Grandma: Yes, it was, but it had a lot of drama too. The other show you do is just you acting like a goofball.
Me: Well, that show isn't supposed to be dramatic.
Grandma: Mm, I guess. Let me ask you a question, did you do your own running for this part?
Me: That wasn't me, that was the other guy, in the page uniform, Jack (McBrayer)
Grandma: No, that was you running at the end.
Me: Nope. remember I got shot in the leg.
Grandma: Right. Well that guy who was running was very good too. Is Alec Baldwin tall?

Buy the Sleepless in Seattle Houseboat! If you have an...

Hey Everybody! I’m going to be on “30...

IT’S FINALLY HERE…The TEASER Trailer for Beverly Hills Chihuahua Wow, if you...

Finally A Mother’s Day Card For Lost Fans. (Designed...

R. Kelly Wants to See Your Braids!...

Even though IRONMAN is a certified “hit” by...

Why Does John Cusack hate Comedians? This makes me want to...

“FUCK ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY I’M SICK OF Y’ALL...”
— kanYe West : Blog reacts...

America is Awesome: Day 4 May I present to you The Lamar...

AMERICA is AWESOME : Day 3 America is home of People...

Apr

FInally Vin Diesel speaks out about the Presidential Election…of the Dominican Republic I...

America is Awesome Project - Day 2 “This Guy and...

U. S. Bathroom Finder (Sponsored by...

This Week…I’ll be posting one picture a day that...

A few weeks ago I posted this amazing fan video of Batman fighting the Joker, Alien and Predator,...

Pride Comes Before a Tumble - Joel Stein

jakoblodwick: These new MySpace viral ads are intense — I wonder what Murdoch thinks of them. ...

How can you Fuck Up The Speed Racer Theme Song? Apparently it’s really simple. Enjoy the new...

“I don’t have any friends and don’t have any...”
— Gary Coleman on Friendship

Am I alone in thinking that this New “Hancock” Trailer makes this film look awesome? ...

Another Stakeout (1993) IMDB: MESSAGE...

The Way Things Should Have Happened by...

Ford’s Theater - Night (1865) - Presidential BoxAbraham Lincoln sits watching the stage play,...

My Friend Nick Kroll sent me this video of 50 Cent doing cocaine before his concert in Zagreb. ...

The 3 Most Arrogant Cheeses 3.) Smoked Gouda - Oh You think...

Something Tells Me if You are Wearing this Shirt, You...

Howard Hessman and Bronson Pinchot Rapping! I’m in. erockappel: purns: In case you were...

HUMAN GIANT IN PITTSBURGH (Carnegie Mellon)...

azizisbored: Dear Kanye, Its Aziz from Human Giant. Rob,...

LIFE AQUATIC: LEGOS For that child that enjoys Legos but...

Now That HUMAN GIANT SEASON 2 is finished, I need some acting work, enjoy my reel that really...

HUMAN GIANT SEASON FINALE EXCLUSIVE! Sci-Fi...

Email Me If you ant me to get You Tickets For the Sept 26th...

Tonight is the 2nd Season Finale of Human Giant (11PM on MTV) and we promise ALL OF YOUR QUESTIONS...

I have news for you, “Uncle Magic” and “The Hip Hop Clown” are the Same...

This is pretty fanscinating, But I have to say, I was suprised that this guy didn’t have to...

Dos and Don'ts of Restaurantiering...

Don’t make your entire staff wearing matching t-shirts which read… “In Heaven the...

I hadn’t seen this yet, Kanye West’s Video Editor made these awesome videos using songs...

The LOST Script Style

This is Why Pinantas Hate Me!

This video made me cry with laughter, it’s really amazing, just forward it to 2 minutes and...

If you missed The T-Shirt Squad on Kimmel Last Night…Check out what happened, let’s just...

Corey Haim's Official Website

HOT AIR BALLONS COPS - THE SKETCH MTV DIDNT WANT YOU TO SEE We originally shot this piece for the...

HUMAN GIANT LIVE IN L.A. - ALL THIS...

HUMAN GIANT will be at AMOEBA in HOLLYWOOD ...

This past weekend, I shot guns in Las Vegas. They had many...

Favorite April Foolsite so far (click on any...

“Ladies, Ladies, you can dance all you want but please keep...”
— A Bouncer at MOON at the Palms...

Mar

You're Not My Father

“NBC’s Friday Night Lights will, indeed, be returning...”
— TV Worth Watching | Blog

Jeff Zucker, The President of NBC, shot this really funny piece for “My Name is Earl”....

Crime Scene - NBC Official Site

I’m obsessed with this director. He makes the most kickass movies to intellectual properties...

Threadless Loves Human Giant.

It’s March 25th otherwise known as Weird Kids Eating...

One of my favorite shows “The Dana Carvey Show” is finally been released properly on...

Buy Tickets Here for Human Giant LIVE at the...

SNOW JOB! THE TIME HAS COME TO SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT We are mad. We have angry...

Hallejuiah! This Might Have Changed My Entire View of who I support this Election. I hope you...

someecards.com | ecards for when you care enough to hit...

‘The Wire’ Finale's Montage: A Shot-by-Shot...

Am I totally lame for liking this Star Wars/There will Be Blood Mashup? I refused to watch it for...

Interesting LOST tidbit...

Schwartz turned the tables on Lindelof and asked him whatever happened to the four-toed foot statue...

It took me about 5 hours to get into this make-up but it’s was totally worth it. I actually...

Ladies and Gentlemen Please Welcome Your T-Shirt Squad… Check out another New Sketch From...

samreich: Hey, batta batta batta batta, sa-wing batta,...

Sexman reviews 10,000 B.C. (“a couple’s film”) - First of all I totally...