That Might be an Understatement.
TEAM BERSEN FROM THE FAMILY FEUD.
Are You Seriously Going to Mess With these Guys? You Better not, unless you have a death wish.
TEAM RAVEN SYMONE YOU ARE GOING DOWN!
“51% Motherfucker - 49% Son of a Bitch”
BEST MOVIE TAGLINE EVER
Rob Zombie, You Have Outdone Yourself!
Movie Reviewers are having a field day with the “THE LOVE GURU”, which currently has a 15% on Rotten Tomatoes. I haven’t seen the movie but these reviews are the funniest I’ve ever read.
Here are some of favorite ones….
Myers shamelessly steals from himself. -Philadelphia Daily News
An oh-my-God-level disaster that’ll make you wonder if Hollywood actually hates us. - Time Out New York
At 88 minutes, The Love Guru would have benefited from a trim of roughly 80 minutes. - NY POST
Myers has his head in the toilet more than a Florida State University freshman co-ed during homecoming weekend. - Waffle Movies
The feeling you derive from this dud is comparable to swallowing a bottle of bulky Viagra pills while nursing an inflamed strep throat. - MOVIE EYE
Somewhere, sitting in a room cluttered with Mr. Pibb cans and half-consumed bags of Funyuns is the adolescent writing staff responsible for The Love Guru - FILM CRITIC.com
This tale of a guru who brings joy to all who meet him is the most joy-draining 88 minutes I’ve ever spent outside a hospital waiting room - SLATE
Hello, police? I’d like to report a mugging. Oh, it was horrible, horrible! Yes, I’m safe now. The mugging took place in a movie theatre, but I fear the mugger will strike again! - Groucho Reviews
More painful than sitting next to an Austin Powers impersonator during a 12-hour flight. - METROMIX
“The Love Guru” is downright antifunny, an experience that makes you wonder if you will ever laugh again. - NEW YORK TIMES
Check out the Line-ups for Upcoming Matches..
Bill Engvall vs. Larry the Cable Guy
Vivica A. Fox vs. Mo’Nique
“American Chopper” vs. Christopher Knight and Adrianne Curry
Corbin Bernsen vs. Margaret Cho
Ice T vs. The Rivers
Raven-Symone vs. Wayne Newton
The Kardashians vs. Deion Sanders
Tiki Barber vs. Ed McMahon
The Hickeys from My Name Is Earl vs. The Camden County All-Stars from My Name Is Earl
The Office vs. American Gladiators
Vincent Pastore vs. “Girls Next Door”
(Finally Corbin Bersen is challenging Margaret Cho in a Public Forum)
I recently was reading episode descriptions for Sanford and Son and each one is more ridiculous than the next, Here is one of my favorites….
LAMONT AS OTHELLO
Fred comes home to find Lamont choking a white woman. When he tries to stop him, Lamont explains it’s his acting teacher and he’s rehearsing a scene from the play “Othello.” Later, Fred becomes the victim of assumption when Marilyn invites Fred and Lamont to her place and her parents think Fred and Lamont are trying to rob the place. Fred then teaches Marilyn and her parents a lesson in racism.
1.) Everyone who assumed that “Panic” reffered to the Classic Jam Band “Widespread Panic” was sorely dissapointed when they realized that it was actually “Panic at the Disco”
2.) Aimee Mann duets with Danzig.
3.)After 4 days of Sweat, Sun, Drugs, and Mud most Bonnaro attendees smell like a mix between Wet Dog and Port-o-Potty
1.) Starting a show 2 hours later than scheduled proves my point that Kanye West’s “Glow in the Dark” Tour is better in the dark and at sunrise (where it is light)
2.) After a 25 minute vulgarity filled stump speech for John McCain, B.B. King promises that if McCain isn’t elected President he’ll kill himself (and Lucille!) at next year’s Bonnaroo.
3.) Lupe Fiasco postpones show to ride the Ferris Wheel a record of 23 times.
4.) Ben Folds Fucks his piano.